








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 728 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 269 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3383 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5058 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2399 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2361 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2350 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $748,231 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1606 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .JP. | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | dvl44 ;m_yaw 100 | 63% | 51 |
| #3 | Gåßrï£g19 | 58% | 125 |
| #4 | Tati4Ever | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .JP. | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | dvl44 ;m_yaw 100 | 63% | 51 |
| #3 | Gåßrï£g19 | 58% | 125 |
| #4 | Tati4Ever | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gåßrï£g19 | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | .JP. | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | dvl44 ;m_yaw 100 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gåßrï£g19 | 482 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | dvl44 ;m_yaw 100 | 168 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Tati4Ever | 91 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | .JP. | 55 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tati4Ever | +2.86 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | Gåßrï£g19 | +2.04 | 92 | 59 |
| #3 | dvl44 ;m_yaw 100 | +1.72 | 87 | 56 |
| #4 | STARKZ | +0.22 | 81 | 54 |
| #5 | .JP. | -0.56 | 60 | 49 |





