








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4070 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,488 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2761 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3197 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2068 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2462 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,289,825 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2774 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | xEduuu01 | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | Zeros h_z WCG2k11 Korea | 55% | 38 |
| #6 | BM✪ Unaxxx | 54% | 39 |
| #7 | INVICTUS_CUBA | 52% | 103 |
| #8 | STARKZ | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | INVICTUS_CUBA | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | FakeMonesy | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | BM✪ Unaxxx | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | xEduuu01 | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | STARKZ | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | INVICTUS_CUBA | 388 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | BM✪ Unaxxx | 177 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | STARKZ | 133 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #4 | xEduuu01 | 119 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | Zeros h_z WCG2k11 Korea | 87 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FakeMonesy | +4.27 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | Tati4Ever | +3.71 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | Zeros h_z WCG2k11 Korea | +0.24 | 64 | 75 |
| #4 | xEduuu01 | -0.13 | 71 | 58 |
| #5 | BM✪ Unaxxx | -0.44 | 63 | 75 |





