








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
968 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,734 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 326 | 19% |
| Smokes | 387 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 617 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 404 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $139,982 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RentonDenton | 63% | 75 |
| #2 | Conspiracy | Gamdom.com | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | george | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | VoiD | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RentonDenton | 63% | 75 |
| #2 | Conspiracy | Gamdom.com | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | george | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | VoiD | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RentonDenton | 16 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | Conspiracy | Gamdom.com | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | VoiD | 1 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RentonDenton | 149 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Conspiracy | Gamdom.com | 43 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | george | 23 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | VoiD | 18 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BROG | +2.13 | 92 | 48 |
| #2 | RentonDenton | +1.53 | 79 | 71 |
| #3 | george | -0.65 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | Conspiracy | Gamdom.com | -1.13 | 74 | 42 |
| #5 | VoiD | -3.46 | 52 | 42 |





