








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 354 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2802 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2637 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2641 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2474 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2334 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $480,525 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 392 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE VERMINATOR | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | SlipperZ | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | ChulozN | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | RentonDenton | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Conspiracy | Gamdom.com | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Goku | 50% | 12 |
| #9 | Ikigai | 50% | 14 |
| #10 | The Poo Devourer | 50% | 64 |
| #11 | Anty | 47% | 19 |
| #12 | angel | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | angel | 5 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | The Poo Devourer | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | BerryBoi | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Ikigai | 2 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | RentonDenton | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BerryBoi | 126 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | RentonDenton | 51 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | THE VERMINATOR | 41 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ikigai | 39 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | SlipperZ | 36 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | george | +2.58 | 74 | 78 |
| #2 | SlipperZ | +1.48 | 74 | 73 |
| #3 | Goku | +1.24 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | Ikigai | +1.24 | 75 | 44 |
| #5 | The Poo Devourer | +0.91 | 90 | 33 |





