








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 835 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 178 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3183 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5202 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6379 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4437 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3330 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,524,705 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | GR1MR3PR | 46% | 420 |
| #5 | MissKittyღ | 43% | 102 |
| #6 | Mikz | 42% | 36 |
| #7 | HugTheBear | 41% | 70 |
| #8 | Meth-atron | 37% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GR1MR3PR | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Mikz | 6 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | MissKittyღ | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | HugTheBear | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Jaettata | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GR1MR3PR | 473 | 0.05 | 12 min |
| #2 | Mello | 148 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | Meth-atron | 131 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mikz | 79 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jaettata | 24 | 0.02 | 0 min |





