








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,474 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 687 | 47% |
| Smokes | 134 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 292 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 361 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $179,891 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | water | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Axios | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Rossouw | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Zusy | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | A; | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GROUND DWELLER (trying now) | 8 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | Monkey | 6 | 0.0411 |
| #3 | rain | 5 | 0.0197 |
| #4 | water | 4 | 0.0171 |
| #5 | Erson | 3 | 0.0129 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GROUND DWELLER (trying now) | 110 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #2 | water | 56 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #3 | FULLFIRE | 39 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | A; | 31 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | p1en | 30 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | illu | +4.56 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | lincoln with shawty #abraham | +3.75 | 93 | 47 |
| #3 | water | +3.14 | 89 | 63 |
| #4 | Axios | +2.79 | 81 | 59 |
| #5 | FULLFIRE | +2.71 | 89 | 54 |





