








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 297 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2388 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2215 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1796 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 780 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $344,518 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 312 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RebelJerkz | 20 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | opium pluhh_93 | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Keisari | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Cane | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Tohtori Gerhard | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RebelJerkz | 242 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #2 | Cane | 136 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | Tohtori Gerhard | 60 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Keisari | 48 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Abulssoni | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cane | +6.42 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | microwave (real) | +1.44 | 82 | 49 |
| #3 | RebelJerkz | +0.68 | 50 | 45 |
| #4 | Abulssoni | -1.06 | 59 | 20 |
| #5 | Keisari | -1.76 | 34 | 48 |





