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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
292 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,519 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 237 | 16% |
| Smokes | 332 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 444 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 506 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $195,998 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TerasJorma | 48% | 21 |
| #2 | microwave (real) | 46% | 46 |
| #3 | Tohtori Gerhard | 42% | 33 |
| #4 | RebelJerkz | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | opium pluhh_93 | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TerasJorma | 48% | 21 |
| #2 | microwave (real) | 46% | 46 |
| #3 | Tohtori Gerhard | 42% | 33 |
| #4 | RebelJerkz | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | opium pluhh_93 | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | microwave (real) | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | TerasJorma | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | microwave (real) | 67 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Tohtori Gerhard | 59 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | RebelJerkz | 22 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | TerasJorma | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | opium pluhh_93 | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | microwave (real) | +3.82 | 76 | 45 |
| #2 | RebelJerkz | +1.19 | 43 | 52 |
| #3 | Tohtori Gerhard | -1.18 | 21 | 44 |
| #4 | Keisari | -1.75 | 35 | 37 |
| #5 | TerasJorma | -2.76 | 15 | 29 |





