








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 634 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 635 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6557 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,959 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8923 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5709 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6351 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3976 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,636,007 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 399 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Mentoleq | 51% | 227 |
| #6 | Raav | 50% | 473 |
| #7 | sporbert | 49% | 51 |
| #8 | RakunaMatata | 48% | 153 |
| #9 | pan wiesio | 47% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raav | 608 | 0.06 | 14 min |
| #2 | pan wiesio | 361 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | RakunaMatata | 256 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Meks | 226 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | Jim Lahey | 152 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meks | +1.61 | 60 | 70 |
| #2 | Mentoleq | +1.08 | 89 | 33 |
| #3 | Dyktator | +0.86 | 77 | 69 |
| #4 | Raav | +0.73 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | Leo | -0.27 | 73 | 49 |





