








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 673 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 559 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10292 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8395 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 11608 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 9649 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,159,555 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪ HaggiiOnFirE⁵⁷ | 57% | 95 |
| #4 | Mu5icn3rd | 54% | 54 |
| #5 | Malico | 52% | 66 |
| #6 | z1ko | 49% | 53 |
| #7 | ✠hAx✠ | 46% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ HaggiiOnFirE⁵⁷ | 400 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | ✠hAx✠ | 306 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | z1ko | 273 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #4 | Malico | 187 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Mu5icn3rd | 154 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plebs | +4.08 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | ✪ HaggiiOnFirE⁵⁷ | +2.09 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | Mu5icn3rd | +1.16 | 55 | 74 |
| #4 | z1ko | +0.89 | 87 | 66 |
| #5 | ✠hAx✠ | +0.66 | 77 | 64 |





