








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
58 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 83 | 55% |
| Smokes | 30 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 33 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $18,268 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prolle | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Cotrix☠ | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | garnarz | 38% | 8 |
| #4 | Dr Just Dent | 33% | 9 |
| #5 | FreeZz | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prolle | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Cotrix☠ | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | garnarz | 38% | 8 |
| #4 | Dr Just Dent | 33% | 9 |
| #5 | FreeZz | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr Just Dent | 11 | 0.0683 |
| #2 | FreeZz | 1 | 0.0159 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr Just Dent | 29 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #2 | Prolle | 22 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #3 | Cotrix☠ | 19 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #4 | FreeZz | 3 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cotrix☠ | +7.31 | 50 | 50 |
| #2 | garnarz | +2.97 | 74 | 30 |
| #3 | Prolle | -0.90 | 43 | 81 |
| #4 | Dr Just Dent | -1.46 | 41 | 31 |
| #5 | FreeZz | -3.81 | 51 | 45 |





