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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 111 | 14% |
| Smokes | 27 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 564 | 72% |
| Molotovs | 86 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $148,795 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MotoMoto | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Inmate #2 | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Scott.Sterling | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | твоя мама- BОфф BОф | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | Rafael_Peder | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timothy Addams (Poor Gambler) | 9 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | Inmate #2 | 3 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | Rafael_Peder | 3 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | твоя мама- BОфф BОф | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | MotoMoto | 1 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timothy Addams (Poor Gambler) | 122 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | твоя мама- BОфф BОф | 89 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | MotoMoto | 38 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #4 | iCantStop | 37 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | Theodor | 20 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rafael_Peder | +2.61 | 33 | 54 |
| #2 | Theodor | +2.02 | 71 | 65 |
| #3 | MotoMoto | +0.99 | 50 | 63 |
| #4 | iCantStop | +0.92 | 52 | 61 |
| #5 | Timothy Addams (Poor Gambler) | +0.66 | 48 | 50 |





