








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2137 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1052 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 795 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1188 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $528,496 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 328 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edza | 48% | 31 |
| #2 | 2 mazu beernu maate | 44% | 100 |
| #3 | ✪ Svētais Kikis | 44% | 55 |
| #4 | MYNDGⱯMES D0G1 ♡ SANCHEZ | 42% | 65 |
| #5 | Yauda | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2 mazu beernu maate | 14 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | MYNDGⱯMES D0G1 ♡ SANCHEZ | 8 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Yauda | 4 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | edza | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Direktors | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MYNDGⱯMES D0G1 ♡ SANCHEZ | +6.89 | 77 | 70 |
| #2 | ✪ Svētais Kikis | +1.78 | 61 | 54 |
| #3 | edza | +1.56 | 47 | 37 |
| #4 | Direktors | +1.02 | 69 | 55 |
| #5 | 2 mazu beernu maate | +0.97 | 85 | 36 |





