








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 658 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,165 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1298 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1166 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 793 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 908 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $571,473 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lappari | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Pyr0vil3 | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Nobran | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | jimib | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | Killermasa | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | de_vihu | 43% | 30 |
| #16 | iKonsta | 43% | 7 |
| #17 | lepakkomies | 39% | 33 |
| #18 | skyhunter | 29% | 7 |
| #19 | Huurre hellcase.com | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaikeeb | 5 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | de_vihu | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | lepakkomies | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | miku | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Nobran | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killermasa | +5.59 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | iKonsta | +4.90 | 61 | 75 |
| #3 | Nobran | +3.28 | 69 | 64 |
| #4 | miku | +1.99 | 68 | 58 |
| #5 | jokuNiko | +1.77 | 32 | 64 |





