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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,266 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 640 | 20% |
| Smokes | 797 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1209 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 620 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $526,730 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MDONDALDS | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Blue - | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Cheezyfries | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | Poca | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MDONDALDS | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Blue - | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Cheezyfries | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | Poca | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MDONDALDS | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Blue - | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheezyfries | 90 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Blue - | 69 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | MDONDALDS | 59 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Poca | 34 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RX Darkick | +1.47 | 54 | 49 |
| #2 | Poca | +0.75 | 67 | 69 |
| #3 | Cheezyfries | +0.47 | 63 | 63 |
| #4 | Blue - | +0.14 | 49 | 77 |
| #5 | MDONDALDS | -2.62 | 34 | 86 |





