








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 363 | 16% |
| Smokes | 776 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 309 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 888 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $777,377 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 274 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caymane | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | kongzai | 57% | 136 |
| #3 | Shikameister | 55% | 85 |
| #4 | Pablo Consumer | 51% | 47 |
| #5 | YUNNAN THREE MONSTERS | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caymane | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | kongzai | 57% | 136 |
| #3 | Shikameister | 55% | 85 |
| #4 | Pablo Consumer | 51% | 47 |
| #5 | YUNNAN THREE MONSTERS | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kongzai | 40 | 0.0153 |
| #2 | Shikameister | 27 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | caymane | 6 | 0.0125 |
| #4 | Pablo Consumer | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | YUNNAN THREE MONSTERS | 4 | 0.0156 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kongzai | 444 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | caymane | 55 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | YUNNAN THREE MONSTERS | 43 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Shikameister | 23 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | Pablo Consumer | 23 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kongzai | +6.95 | 96 | 55 |
| #2 | YUNNAN THREE MONSTERS | +6.76 | 94 | 60 |
| #3 | caymane | +2.93 | 86 | 52 |
| #4 | BENK | -0.98 | 69 | 35 |
| #5 | Shikameister | -2.53 | 48 | 14 |





