








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4190 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4126 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2421 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2895 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2474 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,295,241 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | byfahrer | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | Dutyman7 | 55% | 197 |
| #3 | Akira | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Firefly | 53% | 141 |
| #5 | ✪M!das | 52% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Akira | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Firefly | 53% | 141 |
| #5 | ✪M!das | 52% | 200 |
| #6 | ACE MaKKeR | 49% | 57 |
| #7 | Dr Hippi (Certified Flaunter) | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪M!das | 41 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Dutyman7 | 38 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Firefly | 15 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Akira | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | ACE MaKKeR | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dutyman7 | 757 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #2 | ✪M!das | 651 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | Firefly | 267 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | ACE MaKKeR | 251 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | byfahrer | 180 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | byfahrer | +2.26 | 87 | 73 |
| #2 | Akira | +1.51 | 88 | 54 |
| #3 | Dr Hippi (Certified Flaunter) | +1.14 | 77 | 55 |
| #4 | ✪M!das | +0.94 | 81 | 54 |
| #5 | lulas | +0.63 | 80 | 62 |





