








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 597 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2118 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2917 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3285 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3118 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,816,746 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trombking | 58% | 78 |
| #2 | Kajin | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | Frio | 56% | 43 |
| #4 | Snake | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | Bugyman | 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | diSEASed | 42% | 26 |
| #13 | Smi | 42% | 48 |
| #14 | ᵒᵏ | 41% | 46 |
| #15 | Tuiderru | 41% | 95 |
| #16 | Ksifor | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stranger | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Tuiderru | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Pitchblack | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Snake | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Trombking | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stranger | 991 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #2 | Smi | 185 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Jarn | 141 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Snake | 138 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | Trombking | 129 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smi | +5.32 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | Snake | +5.13 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | Stranger | +3.01 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | Penguin | +1.15 | 59 | 49 |
| #5 | Trombking | +0.51 | 53 | 64 |





