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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 413 | 28% |
| Smokes | 529 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 380 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 135 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $387,669 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | get öl | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | ding ding | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | WhyT_Live | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | :o | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Meder | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | WhyT_Live | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | :o | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Meder | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | John Counterstrike | 42% | 53 |
| #7 | GreiV | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ding ding | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | :o | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Counterstrike | 100 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | get öl | 47 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #3 | ding ding | 30 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | :o | 17 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Meder | 9 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :o | +5.37 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | Meder | +2.46 | 69 | 38 |
| #3 | get öl | +1.97 | 79 | 64 |
| #4 | WhyT_Live | +1.56 | 63 | 33 |
| #5 | John Counterstrike | +0.50 | 44 | 55 |





