








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 132 matches | ||
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2296 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3014 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3099 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3048 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $953,004 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CSLine02 | 49% | 43 |
| #2 | luXs | 45% | 33 |
| #3 | Kiwin | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | Tobi | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CSLine02 | 49% | 43 |
| #2 | luXs | 45% | 33 |
| #3 | Kiwin | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | Tobi | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobi | 8 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Kiwin | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | CSLine02 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luXs | 85 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Tobi | 81 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kiwin | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | CSLine02 | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobi | +1.63 | 68 | 56 |
| #2 | Tobe | +0.70 | 75 | 47 |
| #3 | Kiwin | +0.38 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | luXs | +0.18 | 71 | 70 |
| #5 | CSLine02 | -7.07 | 6 | 23 |





