








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 894 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 306 matches | ||
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7493 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7703 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6210 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5804 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,212,605 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1710 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Kiwin | 47% | 284 |
| #8 | Tobi | 47% | 92 |
| #9 | DobnN | 47% | 187 |
| #10 | Ragnr0k | 46% | 96 |
| #11 | Aura | 40% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Disco-J | 400 | 0.05 | 11 min |
| #2 | DobnN | 306 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | [Hellsing] Alucard #NoAim | 294 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Aura | 251 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #5 | darken | 250 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darken | +3.53 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | ☢Guenterlan☣ | +1.59 | 66 | 45 |
| #3 | [Hellsing] Alucard #NoAim | +0.93 | 84 | 46 |
| #4 | Tobi | +0.23 | 59 | 63 |
| #5 | Disco-J | +0.15 | 68 | 59 |





