








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1286 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2006 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1440 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1477 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1057 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $425,907 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BaNaNa-X99 | 48% | 161 |
| #2 | 'sharkiNg 🦈 👑 | 47% | 49 |
| #3 | $𝟒₥𝟒₦₮Ⱨ𝟒 ツ | 40% | 42 |
| #4 | Gönnjamin Bottomfragger | 40% | 62 |
| #5 | kalli666 | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 'sharkiNg 🦈 👑 | 47% | 49 |
| #3 | $𝟒₥𝟒₦₮Ⱨ𝟒 ツ | 40% | 42 |
| #4 | Gönnjamin Bottomfragger | 40% | 62 |
| #5 | kalli666 | 33% | 15 |
| #6 | Sve[N] | 9% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BaNaNa-X99 | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Gönnjamin Bottomfragger | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BaNaNa-X99 | 175 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | 'sharkiNg 🦈 👑 | 45 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Gönnjamin Bottomfragger | 39 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | $𝟒₥𝟒₦₮Ⱨ𝟒 ツ | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | kalli666 | 25 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BaNaNa-X99 | +3.36 | 75 | 56 |
| #2 | Sve[N] | -0.76 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | Co00ns | -1.03 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | 'sharkiNg 🦈 👑 | -1.22 | 64 | 57 |
| #5 | $𝟒₥𝟒₦₮Ⱨ𝟒 ツ | -1.45 | 58 | 43 |





