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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1030 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1742 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1193 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 733 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $584,105 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DZ1MBO | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Mežstrādnieks Ble | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | SimplY* | 60% | 67 |
| #4 | Klavish? Brazzers HD! | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | Keepup | 56% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Mežstrādnieks Ble | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | SimplY* | 60% | 67 |
| #4 | Klavish? Brazzers HD! | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | Keepup | 56% | 61 |
| #6 | Robert016 | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keepup | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | SimplY* | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | DZ1MBO | 1 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SimplY* | 65 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | Keepup | 55 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Mežstrādnieks Ble | 27 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Robert016 | 20 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Klavish? Brazzers HD! | 17 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cesters | +4.52 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | SimplY* | +0.05 | 61 | 50 |
| #3 | Mežstrādnieks Ble | -0.32 | 54 | 51 |
| #4 | DZ1MBO | -0.36 | 13 | 37 |
| #5 | Klavish? Brazzers HD! | -0.62 | 44 | 61 |





