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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,610 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 490 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1003 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 625 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 492 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $920,864 of utility $334 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DZ1MBO | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Cesters | 60% | 67 |
| #3 | Keepup | 56% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DZ1MBO | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Cesters | 60% | 67 |
| #3 | Keepup | 56% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keepup | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Cesters | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | DZ1MBO | 3 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cesters | 102 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Keepup | 55 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | DZ1MBO | 20 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cesters | +3.69 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | SimplY* | +1.05 | 63 | 48 |
| #3 | Keepup | -2.90 | 49 | 46 |
| #4 | DZ1MBO | -3.35 | 12 | 46 |





