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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 2,255 | |
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1227 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1044 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 775 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 730 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $318,660 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | KalubeR | 57% | 23 |
| #7 | Tekata | 50% | 28 |
| #8 | ico_ynwa | 47% | 19 |
| #9 | Charlie Drip | 42% | 24 |
| #10 | blocker | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milkyS | 122 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | KalubeR | 79 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | SPELLAN | 78 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | AwaykeN | 77 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #5 | Skrimo | 76 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shaiK | +4.56 | 94 | 70 |
| #2 | AwaykeN | +3.54 | 94 | 66 |
| #3 | KalubeR | +1.46 | 95 | 68 |
| #4 | SPELLAN | +1.38 | 83 | 81 |
| #5 | Skrimo | +1.30 | 90 | 72 |





