








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 2,264 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 860 | 27% |
| Smokes | 869 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 710 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 779 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $155,940 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ichigo | 2 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | blocker | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Skrimo | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | SPELLAN | 1 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Rainwaker | 1 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AwaykeN | 95 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #2 | shaiK | 78 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | blocker | 72 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | SPELLAN | 59 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | hazza | 41 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miteww | +4.89 | 95 | 60 |
| #2 | Electro | +4.46 | 96 | 72 |
| #3 | Rainwaker | +4.37 | 87 | 70 |
| #4 | ichigo | +2.71 | 96 | 54 |
| #5 | KalubeR | +2.70 | 94 | 68 |





