








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
932 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,245 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1163 | 36% |
| Smokes | 872 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 670 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 540 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $248,624 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PEPSI MAN (Just Dominik) | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | ProBuckler_X | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | V1P3R | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | S0L1D | 58% | 76 |
| #5 | Grandso | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0L1D | 267 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | V1P3R | 79 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | ProBuckler_X | 68 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Grandso | 49 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | :) | 44 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0L1D | +3.69 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | PEPSI MAN (Just Dominik) | +2.28 | 76 | 61 |
| #3 | V1P3R | +0.63 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | mo_Ordz ♥ | +0.37 | 89 | 62 |
| #5 | ProBuckler_X | -0.30 | 37 | 63 |





