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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 450 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 150 | 33% |
| Smokes | 171 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 29 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 100 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $87,659 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grandso | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | V1P3R | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | mo_Ordz ♥ | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | S0L1D | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | ProBuckler_X | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grandso | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | V1P3R | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | mo_Ordz ♥ | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | S0L1D | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | ProBuckler_X | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0L1D | 7 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | mo_Ordz ♥ | 4 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Grandso | 1 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | V1P3R | 1 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mo_Ordz ♥ | 122 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | S0L1D | 114 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | ProBuckler_X | 32 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #4 | V1P3R | 25 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | Grandso | 21 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0L1D | +4.77 | 83 | 70 |
| #2 | mo_Ordz ♥ | +0.42 | 95 | 62 |
| #3 | V1P3R | -0.06 | 72 | 62 |
| #4 | Grandso | -0.63 | 50 | 74 |
| #5 | ProBuckler_X | -1.94 | 36 | 53 |





