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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 284 | 28% |
| Smokes | 248 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 324 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 169 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $193,905 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IncRageEgert | 5 | 0.0160 |
| #2 | ᓚᘏᗢ | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | toy boy gay rat ugli | 1 | 0.0135 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harilik Palderjan | +2.76 | 45 | 51 |
| #2 | toy boy gay rat ugli | +1.01 | 87 | 52 |
| #3 | Tazyurid | +1.00 | 68 | 53 |
| #4 | IncRageEgert | -1.12 | 31 | 68 |
| #5 | ᓚᘏᗢ | -3.49 | 22 | 29 |





