








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 509 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,706 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2983 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4341 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3443 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2939 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $740,376 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jorrO | 20 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | 5 LIONS MEGAWAYS | 14 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | martingocev | 10 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | 20 km/h Mazda Peek | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Inferno King Von | 8 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inferno King Von | 336 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | 20 km/h Mazda Peek | 267 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | martingocev | 178 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | 5 LIONS MEGAWAYS | 141 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | ARI ARAM WE | 133 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0n1kE | +5.87 | 61 | 67 |
| #2 | Crusien | +5.52 | 90 | 55 |
| #3 | Ma7ricata | +1.28 | 56 | 55 |
| #4 | Steph Karrigan | +0.89 | 50 | 66 |
| #5 | ???????????????????3 | +0.61 | 58 | 24 |





