








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 764 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,184 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1005 | 24% |
| Smokes | 959 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1127 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1093 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,044,756 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1046 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bitrare | 64% | 250 |
| #2 | Lily<3 | 52% | 50 |
| #3 | lguim | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bitrare | 64% | 250 |
| #2 | Lily<3 | 52% | 50 |
| #3 | lguim | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bitrare | 28 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | lguim | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Lily<3 | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bitrare | 431 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | Lily<3 | 5 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #3 | lguim | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sage | +6.22 | 83 | 45 |
| #2 | Bitrare | -0.10 | 62 | 40 |
| #3 | Lily<3 | -4.97 | 11 | 17 |
| #4 | lguim | -5.41 | 25 | 10 |





