








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 131 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3347 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,071 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 884 | 11% |
| Smokes | 4012 | 50% |
| HE Grenades | 2725 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 450 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,617,214 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 864 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | himy^ | 65% | 72 |
| #2 | IWANNADIE | 64% | 73 |
| #3 | iB.o.Bi | 52% | 67 |
| #4 | Хидео Коджима | 48% | 286 |
| #5 | Prejda | 48% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Хидео Коджима | 568 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #2 | Хидетака Миязаки | 217 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Prejda | 186 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | himy^ | 100 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | iB.o.Bi | 87 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knqz Vampir | +1.69 | 65 | 48 |
| #2 | Prejda | -0.08 | 50 | 63 |
| #3 | IWANNADIE | -0.48 | 64 | 49 |
| #4 | himy^ | -0.58 | 27 | 40 |
| #5 | Хидео Коджима | -0.89 | 44 | 69 |





