








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3376 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5185 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5286 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3985 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2399 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $614,337 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steve. | 54% | 63 |
| #2 | Blyatman | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | RuDONK | 52% | 69 |
| #4 | LENY-_- | 51% | 162 |
| #5 | Rudz1lA | 46% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steve. | 54% | 63 |
| #2 | Blyatman | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | RuDONK | 52% | 69 |
| #4 | LENY-_- | 51% | 162 |
| #5 | Rudz1lA | 46% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rudz1lA | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | LENY-_- | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | RuDONK | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Blyatman | 2 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rudz1lA | 375 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | RuDONK | 257 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | LENY-_- | 172 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | steve. | 84 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Blyatman | 41 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steve. | +1.32 | 74 | 58 |
| #2 | RuDONK | +1.25 | 70 | 66 |
| #3 | LENY-_- | +0.45 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | Rudz1lA | +0.31 | 66 | 66 |
| #5 | Qrick | +0.12 | 78 | 74 |





