








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
167 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 827 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 267 | 32% |
| Smokes | 222 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 196 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 142 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $43,707 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pJona | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | steve. | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | LENY-_- | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | Qrick | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | RuDONK | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qrick | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | LENY-_- | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | pJona | 1 | 0.0167 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qrick | 61 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | Rudz1lA | 39 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | LENY-_- | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | steve. | 11 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | RuDONK | 11 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steve. | +3.10 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | RuDONK | +2.65 | 85 | 81 |
| #3 | pJona | +2.20 | 69 | 54 |
| #4 | Rudz1lA | +1.91 | 59 | 57 |
| #5 | LENY-_- | +1.47 | 82 | 67 |





