








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




175 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8882 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,745 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1431 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3110 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2677 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1527 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,218,454 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImperialDrag00n | 465 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | Not Washed | 171 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | gmeovrr | 171 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Dioxazine | 140 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Belal "47-48" Muhammad | 119 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hydaru | +6.14 | 91 | 42 |
| #2 | b0rg | +3.38 | 84 | 35 |
| #3 | ImperialDrag00n | +2.72 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | Poggies | +1.46 | 68 | 42 |
| #5 | Not Washed | -0.04 | 49 | 57 |





