








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,673 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1203 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1440 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1357 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1673 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $612,255 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MATTSSONTV | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | ViinaMinisteri | 54% | 91 |
| #3 | Puodiss | 49% | 176 |
| #4 | babekki | 46% | 26 |
| #5 | Aito G | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puodiss | 531 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | Lutkuttaja | 240 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | ViinaMinisteri | 236 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | MATTSSONTV | 197 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #5 | babekki | 111 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puodiss | +2.63 | 72 | 70 |
| #2 | babekki | +2.59 | 78 | 69 |
| #3 | MATTSSONTV | +0.04 | 60 | 63 |
| #4 | Aito G | -0.67 | 26 | 59 |
| #5 | ViinaMinisteri | -1.06 | 33 | 72 |





