








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 896 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 363 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4626 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5107 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4375 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4564 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2982 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,942,456 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tapankaikki? | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | Aito G | 58% | 142 |
| #3 | babekki | 58% | 99 |
| #4 | ViinaMinisteri | 55% | 218 |
| #5 | MATTSSONTV | 54% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ViinaMinisteri | 55% | 218 |
| #5 | MATTSSONTV | 54% | 154 |
| #6 | Lutkuttaja | 51% | 231 |
| #7 | Miiqu | 49% | 176 |
| #8 | vitzkus | 46% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MATTSSONTV | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | babekki | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Lutkuttaja | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | ViinaMinisteri | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | vitzkus | 6 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MATTSSONTV | 898 | 0.27 | 23 min |
| #2 | Lutkuttaja | 661 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #3 | ViinaMinisteri | 499 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #4 | babekki | 383 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #5 | Miiqu | 281 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tapankaikki? | +2.42 | 64 | 67 |
| #2 | babekki | +2.29 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | Puodiss | +2.16 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | Aito G | -0.23 | 33 | 57 |
| #5 | MATTSSONTV | -0.50 | 59 | 59 |





