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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2247 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,747 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1519 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1361 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 981 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 886 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,318,402 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 664 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TuuHee | 58% | 65 |
| #2 | unlucky | 55% | 136 |
| #3 | h0k5 | 53% | 81 |
| #4 | Mikkeli | 45% | 109 |
| #5 | 🖤Dąɾҟҟɪ̀Z🖤 | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | unlucky | 55% | 136 |
| #3 | h0k5 | 53% | 81 |
| #4 | Mikkeli | 45% | 109 |
| #5 | 🖤Dąɾҟҟɪ̀Z🖤 | 35% | 17 |
| #6 | TiXu | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | unlucky | 15 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Mikkeli | 14 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | h0k5 | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | 🖤Dąɾҟҟɪ̀Z🖤 | 3 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | TuuHee | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | unlucky | 347 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | Mikkeli | 240 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | TuuHee | 198 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | 🖤Dąɾҟҟɪ̀Z🖤 | 73 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | h0k5 | 47 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | unlucky | +2.12 | 64 | 62 |
| #2 | h0k5 | +1.58 | 57 | 36 |
| #3 | 🖤Dąɾҟҟɪ̀Z🖤 | +1.33 | 45 | 70 |
| #4 | TuuHee | -0.22 | 49 | 53 |
| #5 | Mikkeli | -0.62 | 57 | 49 |





