








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1052 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4732 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3716 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3932 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2912 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3255 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,629,314 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | datboicold27 | 53% | 294 |
| #2 | iadoq | 52% | 63 |
| #3 | Long Larry | 49% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | datboicold27 | 53% | 294 |
| #2 | iadoq | 52% | 63 |
| #3 | Long Larry | 49% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | datboicold27 | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Long Larry | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | iadoq | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Long Larry | 219 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | datboicold27 | 213 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #3 | iadoq | 150 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kj | +2.02 | 76 | 55 |
| #2 | iadoq | +1.02 | 78 | 59 |
| #3 | datboicold27 | -0.40 | 85 | 39 |
| #4 | Long Larry | -1.08 | 71 | 70 |





