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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 406 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 154 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




159 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,761 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3791 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4685 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4741 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6544 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,404,645 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2887 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpookyGOD | 59% | 59 |
| #2 | Boosted | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | Ellie | 51% | 57 |
| #4 | sesh | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | kay;) | 49% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpookyGOD | 59% | 59 |
| #2 | Boosted | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | Ellie | 51% | 57 |
| #4 | sesh | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | kay;) | 49% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpookyGOD | 16 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | sesh | 15 | 0.0144 |
| #3 | Ellie | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | kay;) | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Boosted | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sesh | 126 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Boosted | 116 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ellie | 65 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | SpookyGOD | 53 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | kay;) | 33 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpookyGOD | +5.85 | 64 | 47 |
| #2 | sesh | +5.80 | 76 | 37 |
| #3 | MaDisM | +1.49 | 39 | 48 |
| #4 | Boosted | +0.96 | 24 | 52 |
| #5 | Ellie | -1.54 | 28 | 19 |





