








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 626 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 392 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Wingman | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,114 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4596 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5251 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2872 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2395 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,368,043 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6975 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpookyGOD | 59% | 208 |
| #2 | kay | 56% | 177 |
| #3 | ToothPickTerry | 49% | 136 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ COOCHIE MANヅ | 48% | 99 |
| #5 | Ellie | 47% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpookyGOD | +7.21 | 73 | 52 |
| #2 | Niko's Deagle | +2.52 | 44 | 53 |
| #3 | ToothPickTerry | +1.32 | 50 | 37 |
| #4 | RedSyndiKitty | +0.97 | 45 | 46 |
| #5 | Ellie | +0.49 | 31 | 24 |





