








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 465 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,871 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 938 | 7% |
| Smokes | 6256 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 3071 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3606 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,930,424 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sCor3FaCE ♿ | 49% | 77 |
| #2 | raki | 45% | 78 |
| #3 | Ripbro | 44% | 77 |
| #4 | Just be a Launii | 44% | 209 |
| #5 | Don Fex | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | raki | 45% | 78 |
| #3 | Ripbro | 44% | 77 |
| #4 | Just be a Launii | 44% | 209 |
| #5 | Don Fex | 43% | 35 |
| #6 | h1ghneken | 42% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just be a Launii | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | h1ghneken | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | raki | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Ripbro | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | sCor3FaCE ♿ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just be a Launii | 798 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | h1ghneken | 336 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | raki | 195 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | sCor3FaCE ♿ | 107 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ripbro | 57 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raki | +4.60 | 75 | 75 |
| #2 | h1ghneken | +1.55 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | sCor3FaCE ♿ | +0.48 | 56 | 59 |
| #4 | Ripbro | -0.40 | 65 | 55 |
| #5 | Just be a Launii | -1.32 | 49 | 76 |





