








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2216 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1575 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1671 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1434 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1580 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $368,369 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sCor3FaCE ♿ | 58% | 52 |
| #2 | Ripbro | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | strudel | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | h1ghneken | 47% | 118 |
| #5 | Just be a Launii | 46% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h1ghneken | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Just be a Launii | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Dr. Abo Youssef | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | sCor3FaCE ♿ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Ripbro | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just be a Launii | 428 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | h1ghneken | 427 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | sCor3FaCE ♿ | 65 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Titus Loken | 33 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Don Fex | 30 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raki | +4.29 | 76 | 74 |
| #2 | h1ghneken | +1.44 | 68 | 54 |
| #3 | strudel | +1.37 | 73 | 50 |
| #4 | sCor3FaCE ♿ | +0.56 | 55 | 60 |
| #5 | Ripbro | -1.12 | 60 | 60 |





