








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 931 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 124 | 13% |
| Smokes | 314 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 260 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 233 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $124,094 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BR33ZY | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | neally rigga | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | WavvY | 63% | 32 |
| #4 | JumpZ | 61% | 18 |
| #5 | Eddie_Comet | 59% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WavvY | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | JumpZ | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WavvY | 136 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | Eddie_Comet | 107 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | JumpZ | 43 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Chewbaccus | 13 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #5 | neally rigga | 11 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eddie_Comet | +5.54 | 84 | 71 |
| #2 | neally rigga | +3.41 | 75 | 37 |
| #3 | WavvY | +2.72 | 74 | 72 |
| #4 | BR33ZY | +0.92 | 92 | 48 |
| #5 | JumpZ | +0.71 | 80 | 64 |





