








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
498 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 403 | 32% |
| Smokes | 233 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 157 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 450 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $343,020 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHRISTOZ | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | hydrius | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | kronos | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | Lockets | 52% | 65 |
| #5 | TheVulture | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHRISTOZ | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | hydrius | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | kronos | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | Lockets | 52% | 65 |
| #5 | TheVulture | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lockets | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lockets | 284 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | TheVulture | 165 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #3 | hydrius | 24 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | CHRISTOZ | 23 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | kronos | 11 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHRISTOZ | +3.16 | 79 | 80 |
| #2 | Lockets | +2.33 | 85 | 52 |
| #3 | TheVulture | +0.59 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | hydrius | +0.38 | 89 | 62 |
| #5 | TheAsianSniper | -1.90 | 46 | 48 |





