








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 689 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 359 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6960 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4105 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4410 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2845 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,465,063 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1060 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓥𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮=) | 52% | 134 |
| #2 | ☢Le3sso☢ | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | taBq. | 51% | 51 |
| #4 | Spiuderi | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | Lar3z ツ | 45% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓥𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮=) | 52% | 134 |
| #2 | ☢Le3sso☢ | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | taBq. | 51% | 51 |
| #4 | Spiuderi | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | Lar3z ツ | 45% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓥𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮=) | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | ☢Le3sso☢ | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Spiuderi | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Lar3z ツ | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓥𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮=) | 540 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | Lar3z ツ | 418 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | taBq. | 181 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Spiuderi | 88 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | ☢Le3sso☢ | 67 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lar3z ツ | +1.89 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | taBq. | +0.14 | 75 | 45 |
| #3 | Spiuderi | -0.48 | 53 | 60 |
| #4 | ꧁༺ 𝓐𝓵𝓮 ༻꧂ | -0.57 | 52 | 68 |
| #5 | ☢Le3sso☢ | -0.66 | 41 | 54 |





