








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2939 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 955 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 123 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13173 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,326 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10601 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7516 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8228 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 9981 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,562,911 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 540 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L4wrenceb0b | 63% | 125 |
| #2 | Spiuderi | 54% | 157 |
| #3 | timppati | 54% | 310 |
| #4 | 𝓥𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮=) | 52% | 472 |
| #5 | taBq. | 51% | 268 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | elq | 48% | 93 |
| #7 | trax | 46% | 126 |
| #8 | ꧁༺ 𝓐𝓵𝓮 ༻꧂ | 45% | 102 |
| #9 | GODBEAR :) | 44% | 99 |
| #10 | ☢Le3sso☢ | 44% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓥𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮=) | 24 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | timppati | 18 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | taBq. | 17 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | ☢Le3sso☢ | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | GODBEAR :) | 8 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓥𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮=) | 1888 | 0.19 | 51 min |
| #2 | timppati | 948 | 0.15 | 26 min |
| #3 | taBq. | 916 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #4 | ꧁༺ 𝓐𝓵𝓮 ༻꧂ | 470 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #5 | trax | 388 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L4wrenceb0b | +4.25 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | GODBEAR :) | +2.64 | 93 | 46 |
| #3 | Lar3z ツ | +1.27 | 73 | 61 |
| #4 | timppati | +1.24 | 62 | 66 |
| #5 | elq | +0.80 | 61 | 73 |





