








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 425 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,554 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1846 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1690 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 3923 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5095 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,658,331 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2319 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qester | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | ✪ Swoop | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | Munstroxi | 53% | 146 |
| #4 | -Trafalgar | 50% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qester | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | ✪ Swoop | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | Munstroxi | 53% | 146 |
| #4 | -Trafalgar | 50% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Trafalgar | 36 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Munstroxi | 18 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | ✪ Swoop | 5 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Qester | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Trafalgar | 680 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Munstroxi | 509 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | ✪ Swoop | 188 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | Qester | 139 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Swoop | +1.89 | 84 | 54 |
| #2 | Extremist_Gang | +0.62 | 58 | 43 |
| #3 | Munstroxi | +0.56 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | -Trafalgar | +0.02 | 64 | 49 |
| #5 | Qester | -0.81 | 65 | 62 |





