








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2308 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 701 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1396 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1356 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1387 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,152,390 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OFFLINE | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Aquaree | 60% | 45 |
| #3 | SlodkiOlus19 | 60% | 57 |
| #4 | gracek | 59% | 61 |
| #5 | radosław | 51% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | radosław | 25 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | gracek | 11 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Aquaree | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | OFFLINE | 4 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | SlodkiOlus19 | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | radosław | 223 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | OFFLINE | 125 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | SlodkiOlus19 | 97 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | gracek | 83 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Aquaree | 59 | 0.06 | 2 min |





