








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1991 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,067 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2206 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1464 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2206 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1191 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $426,768 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 624 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E. | 24 | 0.0193 |
| #2 | HEDVIG SJÖDIN | 8 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | SigmaSlagarn | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | zc | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | justin bober | 2 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flygande jävla pungkulan | +4.24 | 71 | 18 |
| #2 | SigmaSlagarn | +3.09 | 63 | 28 |
| #3 | justin bober | +1.34 | 64 | 42 |
| #4 | Zoe C | +1.12 | 55 | 29 |
| #5 | zc | +0.28 | 45 | 35 |





